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‘Nothing Ever Happens’: This Bot Always Bets ‘No’ on Polymarket, And It Has a Point

April 15, 2026

Sterling Crispin’s ‘Nothing Ever Happens’ bot automatically buys “No” on every non-sports Polymarket it finds. It’s not that crazy.